May 2012
32 posts
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cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
The Black Keys - I’ll Be Your Man
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April 2012
28 posts
Baby, Now That I’ve Found You by the...
11 tags
While trying to gingerly place my size 9 foot into my cheap ass knockoff Fryes (and doing so as not to disturb the dumb Dr. Scholl’s insoles that make them wearable to begin with), I fell over and rammed the crown of my head into the pointiest corner of my dresser. I think there’s a lesson in that somewhere.
What happens when you ask a man's opinion of your...
A: Does my makeup look okay?
M: Yeah! It's subtle!
A: I guess that's what I was going for...that's a good thing, right?
M: Totally! You don't want to look like you're covered in a layer of pancake batter or something.
“They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...”
– Amy Poehler on American Apparel ads (via greaterthanexpected)
